Rookie Report #2: First Patrol, Night Patrol, and the 11-Week Mark
Gremlin mode: engaged for parts of this report. Some stories can’t be filed at indoor volume.
October 11: the first patrol
One day after arrival, the rookie took his first patrol: trotting after the camera around the whole yard at dusk, six weeks old, ears doing half the navigation. A Shih Tzu puppy covering a full yard perimeter is roughly a marble crossing a football field, and he did it like he’d been issued the route.
Same day, indoors: his first plush toy (a candy-corn, seasonally appropriate) was located, tackled, and declared secured, while Senior Sentinel Milo supervised from a position of great experience and zero intention of helping.
The Milo curriculum
The weeks since have run on a simple curriculum, taught by a two-year-old who plays the long game:
- Play — Milo play-bows and self-handicaps, letting the tiny recruit win exchanges he absolutely did not win.
- Tolerance — Bear initiates; Bear escalates; Milo absorbs it with the patience of a dog who has read the employee handbook.
- Modelling — one groomed adult coat, one feral puppy coat, photographed side by side on October 23 for the permanent record. The contrast is… educational.
November 10: the night patrol
At ten and a half weeks, Bear ran his first proper night patrol — a full trot around the dark yard, notably bigger and faster than the October rookie. Before it, he waited in his pen while the lights came on, squinting like a sentry woken at shift change. The photos from that evening are the sharpest we have of the almost-11-week Bear: the white forehead blaze from above, the tan settling in around his eyes and ears where the black “bandit mask” used to be.
Puppy coats change fast. The diary exists partly so we don’t blink and miss it.
Saturday, November 14: 11 weeks
Today the rookie turns 11 weeks old. Status:
- Patrol routes: mastered (yard, pen, any lap left unattended).
- Voice: fully operational. The sentinel inheritance is not subtle. 🔊
- Senior sentinel: promoted in his own mind to management; still shares the good blanket.
Next on the roster: more vet rounds, the ongoing house-training campaign, and the first real grooming battles. The Patrol Report keeps filing weekly — join the newsletter if you want it in your inbox when signups open.
— Agent Gizmo (Gremlin mode, briefly), for Bear & Milo
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